F3CarpexOG Archive

Backblast Monday, September 17, 2018

We’re Not Sissies

Q
HiLiter
AO
F3, Fitness, Wolverine
Date
PAX
8
FNG
Flo-Rida

Pre-Blast


  • 9 HIM spat in the face of adversity as Fo spat in our faces. I think we won.

  • YHC has heard through the grapevine that our FNG this AM, who we eventually named Flo-Rida, had questions regarding the strenuousness of our workouts. YHC was committed to giving him a proper introduction.

  • We're not sissies.

The Warmup

  • Pledge of Allegiance at the flag

  • Run to DDMS, circle up behind the school.

  • 5 Good Mornings

  • 25 Hand-Release Merkins, 25 LBC

  • 20 Diamond Merkins, 20 Freddie Merks

  • 15 Wide Grip Merkins, 15 Boxcutters

  • 10 Hand Release Merkins, 10 Hello Dolly

  • 5 Diamond Merkins, 5 AMERICAN Hammers.

  • 100 SSH

The Thangs

  • Run to the track.

  • Rack 'Em and Stack 'Em: 10 Burpees, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats + 30 SSH, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats + 30 SSH IC + 40 Imp Walkers IC, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats + 30 SSH, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats, Run a Lap, escape the lightning.

  • Indian Run back to the flag.


  • Stretch

    • Forward fold, left and right.

      Monkey Humper stretch

      Plank calf stretch, lat stretch.

      Runner stretch/pigeon stretch L/R.

      Fold up slowly.

      Quad stretch L/R.

      Michael Phelps arms.
    COT

    • Welcome FNG, Flo-Rida!

    PAX8